HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!!!

As reported this morning on the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show; the NHL will announce today concerning a comeback of the sport we all miss so much. The season will continue in one week with a 30 game playoff type season. The bad news, five franchises will be contracted. Let's see if I can remember right; Carolina, Tampa Bay (the reigning champs), Dallas, Phoenix, and ... umm... I could not find this report on any website so please believe me. There will be a lottery this weekend in which all remaining teams will get 5 lottery places and will draft the remaining 125 players left stranded from the contraction. A salary cap of 45 million was agreed to, this happens to be centralized around their grievances. So... congratulations to all the players and owners who can now hold hands and dance in a grassy field.