Bad Ideas

As a public service, here are 25 terrible ideas we should all try to stop now, while we still can.

• Honey roasted jellybeans
• Stalker lessons
• Sophie's Choice: The Video Game
• The World According to Jar Jar Binks
• Fruit and Fiberglass Cereal
• Elevator Toilets: For People on the Go
• Squawk His Praise: A Choir for Those Who Love to Sing But Can't
• PHA - Paris Hilton Anonymous, for people who are Paris Hilton
• Licensed Know-It-Alls
• Twist Ties: A Celebration
• Giblet-lover's pizza
• Tickle-Me Mr. Blonde Doll
• Inauguration Poem by Britney Spears: "Ya'll, This is a New Day."
• The 100 Sexiest Presidential Cabinet Members
• Titanic Action Figures
• Police Academy Broadway Revue
• Jesse "The President" Ventura
• Feta cheese and chocolate fondue
• Divorce rings
• Antiques Road Show on Ice!!!
• Reality radio
• Star Wars vs. Star Trek
• Pizza pancakes
• The Baby Indiana Jones Adventures
• "Extreme" church